| Erma Bombeck made it look so easy. So do
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| | bones anyway? I'm over forty - finally!
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| Dave Barry, Patrick McManus and a host of
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| | (It takes a while for a woman to get over
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| other great humorists. But despite the
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| | turning forty). However, when I looked in
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| ease with which they make us laugh,
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| | the mirror this morning, my reflection
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| writing humor is tough. Humor is also
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| | gave a whole new meaning to the term
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| subjective. What might cause one person
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| | gross anatomy. A shock such as this is
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| to fall off their chair laughing might
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| | bound to wipe away one's last vestige of
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| make another person groan and stop
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| | humor. This would have been a good time
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| reading, or worse yet, it might even make
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| | for a reality check, but mine got lost in
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| them angry. (That's the funny thing about
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| | the mail."Life stinks," I said aloud to
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| humor, not everyone has a sense of
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| | no one in particular. "What's funny about
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| it.)Most humor writers are relatively
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| | that?" I decided to throw myself a sorrow
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| happy people. They are well adjusted and
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| | soiree and go for a walk in the rain. I
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| they have learned to take the bad things
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| | grabbed my umbrella and stomped out the
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| in life and find a little humor in them.
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| | door.As I walked in the rain, splashing
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| That is no small task and it keeps
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| | through mud puddles and thoroughly
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| getting more difficult as time goes by.
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| | soaking my tennis shoes, a car approached
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| We wring our hands over global warming, a
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| | from the opposite direction. Just then a
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| hole in the ozone, and cellulite.
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| | squirrel scurried from a tree and into
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| Gasoline prices keep soaring, The Bush
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| | the street. The driver swerved toward me
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| Administration's popularity keeps
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| | to avoid hitting the squirrel. I dived
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| lowering and job security is about as
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| | for the curb just in time to avoid the
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| easy to find as a needle in a haystack.
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| | tires, but not the spray of water. The
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| Some days, life just seems to hit the fan
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| | squirrel stopped only long enough to give
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| and there is no humor left... It
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| | me a scornful look, then he was gone.
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| disappeared with our government health
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| | This was the proverbial straw. I sat down
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| benefits.Today was that way. I awakened
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| | on the sodden sidewalk, put my chin in my
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| with a terrible case of PMS (Plotting My
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| | hands and burst into laughter.
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| Story), my dog gave me flea-bite-us, the
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| | Yes...laughter. that seemed the only
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| rain kept pouring down...inside the
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| | logical thing to do.I sat there for
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| house... through a hole in the roof. One
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| | awhile pondering the ways of life and
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| of the arms fell off the sofa, the kids
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| | finally things began to take focus. No
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| broke another window, and some moron kept
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| | matter how bad a situation seems at the
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| calling my cell phone trying to order a
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| | time, it could always be a lot worse.
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| pizza. After several attempts to convince
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| | Perhaps it is this philosophy that helps
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| him that "No this is NOT Pizza Hut," I
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| | the great humor writers of today,
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| gave up and took his order.Through it
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| | continue to make us laugh. Perhaps they
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| all, I kept up a brave attempt at writing
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| | posses a more profound understanding of
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| a humor piece on time management. I
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| | human nature. Even though we may think
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| rattled my brains, trying to shake loose
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| | laughter has deserted us, we can always
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| a few witticisms, while visions of pizza
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| | find another chuckle or two buried
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| and chocolate cream filled donuts danced
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| | somewhere beneath the anxiety and stress
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| in my head.I have tried to ignore the
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| | of daily life.Often we just need to dig a
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| slight overhang around my chair and the
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| | little deeper to find the humor in life.
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| way my jeans are pinching my waistline.
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| | So what, if we may need to use a backhoe
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| Still I keep hearing that ugly
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| | sometimes? We'll find it if we just keep
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| four-letter word "diet"! It buzzes in my
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| | digging.Leeuna Foster has been writing
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| ear like the announcement of a blue-light
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| | for two decades. Her fiction and poetry
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| special at K-Mart.I swore off dieting six
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| | have won several awards. She is also a
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| months ago. After two months of eating
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| | regular contributer to StoryTime Tapestry
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| nothing but weeds and roots, I gave up
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| | and a syndicated columnists. Her latest
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| one night, fell to my knees upon the
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| | book, Hangin' With the Rednecks is now
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| kitchen floor, threw down the radish I
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| | available in print or in ebook form.
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| was gnawing on and raised my fist in the
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| | Visit her website for details on how to
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| air. In my best Southern accent I
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| | purchase your copy...don't wait for the
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| proclaimed "As God is my witness, I'll
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| | movie!
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| never be hungry again!"Why do I need hip
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