The Royal Sport Of Finger Jousting

Although it hasn't taken off as quickly as otherpoints.
extreme sports, finger jousting is on the rise inThere are some moves which, if performed
Dallas, Houston and elsewhere in Texas. Individualsduring a match, result in a penalty. The
can often be found finger jousting in living roomspunishment for a penalty usually changes,
and open air malls throughout the state anddepending on the type of scoring method the
around the country.opponents have agreed upon. Here's a list of
Finger jousting begins when two participants clasppenalties in finger jousting:
their right hands together, with the index finger• Using a left arm, or either leg, as an
extended. The object of the joust is to attemptoffensive weapon.
to poke the other individual anywhere but the• Letting go of your opponent's hand.
right arm. Individuals may move in any direction• Curb stomping, smoke tagging, whipping,
as long as their hands remain clamped together,or generally beating your opponent after you win
and they may not use their left arms or either ofa round.
their legs in an offensive fashion. Players can vary• Biting.
the scoring, but players usually play to a set• Any action that compromises your own
score.or your opponent's integrity, including, but not
The length of a finger jousting match can rangelimited to, intentionally aiming for your opponent's
from a few seconds for beginners to a fewgroin.
hours for two evenly matched, well-trainedThe origin of finger jousting is hazy. Some
opponents. Players begin by showing a sign ofhistorians believe the sport was founded by the
respect, which can include a handshake, bow, orancient Israelites, who referred to it as finger
hug, then they interlock their right hands. Whenspearing. There are references to finger spearing
both index fingers are extended, the matchcontained in the Book of Phalanges, an apocryphal
officially begins. A player then tries to poke themanuscript that was excluded in the Bible at the
opponent with his or her own index finger beforeCouncil of Nicaea, held during the late 10th
the opponent can do the same. Differentcentury. Most finger jousting historians, however,
offensive and defensive moves can beagree that finger jousting developed its modern
performed to gain an advantage during the match.form during the 1970s. The biggest event in the
Matches are played for a desired prize, usuallymodern history of finger jousting was the World
honor and/or spoils. The preset prize is awardedFinger Jousting Federation's founding on August 1,
to the victor following his or her victory.2005.
Each round of a finger jousting match ends afterRules found in the World Finger Jousting
one minute. The round may also end when a pointFederation's Code of Conduct:
is scored or a foul is committed. After each• “Respect -- Always honor the
round, there's short break, usually thirty seconds.outcome of a match. Without personal integrity,
There are several variations for scoring:the WFJF would cease to exist. Respect also
• Quick Play Rules -- One point is scoredincludes not intentionally aiming for the groin.
each time a player pokes his or her opponent.• Decorum -- Do not use profane or lewd
This format is usually played to an odd number ofspeech before, during, or after the match.
points (best of three, best of five, etc.). In thisRemember every time a member jousts, he/she
format, a player receives a warning for one foul;is acting as an ambassador of the WFJF.
two fouls result in a subtraction of one point, and• Non-disturbance -- Avoid disquieting
three fouls result in disqualification.surrounding bystanders and inanimate objects
• Point Play Rules -- Point play rules arewhile leisure jousting. Do not engage in finger
similar to quick play rules, except that differentjousting matches at inappropriate settings or
parts of the body are worth a different amountduring inappropriate times.
of points. The left arm and legs are worth one• Manicure -- Taking care of your fingernails
point, the chest and central body are worth two,is a sign of respect for your opponent and shows
and the head is worth three. Point Play Matchesan interest in maintaining a healthy body.
are usually determined by the winner attaining six